Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Top Notch Employee--That's Me!

Remember the small occurrences of my awesomeness with the CEO? I've had yet another strikingly awesome moment, but in all fairness, it can be blamed on my eye funk.

I've had to wear my sunglasses inside some for the past couple of days because my eye is really light sensitive. (Yes, I'm totally Hollywood. I think I'll carry my dog in a purse tomorrow). I was joking about my condition with co-workers and conveniently piped up the following as Mr. CEO gallivants by my desk.

"The lights are so bright because I smoke too much pot. I'm going to have to quit taking morning hits before work and start limiting myself"

If you'll excuse me, I'm just going to take myself to HR.

7 comments:

Kas said...

You're so smooth! haha Hopefully he didn't hear it?

JayJenny said...

OMG, I'm crawling under my desk for you! Will you be surprised if you have a drug test tomorrow?! Good luck with explaining yourself. You are too, too funny!

Lola's *mom* said...

Thanks for the invite! And, that is too funny. I'm sure if he's like most CEOs though he probably just kept on walking. They can be a bit oblivious.

The Robbins Nest said...

LMAO!! That is classic!

BlondeMomBlog (Jamie) said...

I think you get the Employee of the Year plaque for that one, missy! ;)

Mrs. T2 said...

Look out for the little cup on your desk tomorrow!!! :)

Michelle said...

ROTFLMBO!!! You are too funny. Did he hear you???
I say things like this all the time at work...my boss knows how to deal with me now. She usually just smiles while everyone else is hootin'.