The Update

Thursday

• Clean and prepare for bachlorette party at my house
• Fall off of porch and lose half of right shin. Am thankful I caught myself with hands in the mulch rather than face on sidewalk.
• Host party. Drink magaritas to forget the bad dream that is happening in my house. It was truly horrid.

Friday

• Had bad dream....oh wait that was the bachlorette party.
• Run errands
• Spend time with Mr. Bella who has day off of work
• Outlet shop--do major damage at Banana Replublic.
• Visit friends in town who have rented luxury cabin with whirlpool tubs and hottub. Bliss!

Saturday

• Wedding. Oh the wedding.
• Enjoy title as appointed wedding director when I show up. Tell people what to do and when. I am good at this. Bossy is my middle name.
• Freeze booty outside in the cold at wedding.
• Realize there are five Presbyterians at wedding as we all respond "Thanks be to God" after scripture is read.
• Lose count of times Pres minister says "Amen" because it's an "Amen kinda hillside." Am shocked at hearing a Pres shout so many "Amens". Rather enjoy it.
• Become official cake cutter of wedding. I think only half got cake. Oops.
• Plant flowers.
• Pedicure
• Facial

Sunday

• He is risen! He is risen indeed! Enjoy Easter service at church.
• Wear dress THAT I MADE! (wore is yesterday too. making most of the outfit).
• Dinner with Mr. and Mrs. Reese and her family because we are adopted in and visit them more than her (she DOES live six hours away but na na na na boo boo!)
• Mr. Bella catches sinus funk and slowly fades.
• Put him to bed with good drugs.
• Skip town to visit Mr. and Mrs. Bex and Pie and Tart for night.
• Oh the hot tub!
• Color hair

Monday

• Feel like ca-ca.
• Nasty headache
• List entire garage on craigslist....really the whole thing is yours. Make an offer.
• Laundry
• Whittle at mending pile, only three items left!
• Baked spaghetti and brownies.....yum!
• Sweet tea.....yum!
• Going to bed now........