What do you get if you cross and elephant and a rhino?
Elefino!
Har. Har.
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About Bella
I love Jesus, Elvis, and football. I drink sweet tea from a mason jar. I put ideas into my husbands head and make him think they're his own.
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southernjezebelle [at] gmail [dot] com.
Bella's Favorite Quotes
Every once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love comes along and gives us a fairytale.
"Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous."
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Woo Hoo-What a ride!!"
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3 comments:
I love that joke. I remember when I was about 13, my sister and cousin were both 5 or 6 and my cousin told my sister that joke and they laughed like it was the funniest thing they had heard. I knew they had no idea what it meant... :P
Very Cute Mrs. M!
LOL! Thanks - a laugh is always nice early in the morning... and yes, 9am is early for me... I've been at work for an hour and I'm still not sure that I'm awake yet. :)
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