Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Antics of my Husband

Episode One

J: Hey Cupcake, I found a hair on my plate from the cabinet.
Me: (slightly dramatic) Ewww! That's so gross! I knew there would be dog dander and fur everywhere!
J: It was long, and brown.It wasn't Mack's.

Episode Two
(while making out with my husband...)

Me: (Pfft. Pfft. Pushing something around and out of my mouth) There is something in my mouth.
J: What?
Me: I keep getting bits of something in my mouth.
J: Oh, I just ate an almond hershey bar, and there was an almond stuck in my tooth.


JayJenny said...

Episode One: Priceless
Episode Two: Ewwww!

Kristen Miller said...

Eww!! I'm sure DH was thankful that you were able to dislodge that almond for him.

Rusti said...

I'm seriously laughing my arse off right now!! :)

Michelle said...

LMAO! That is too gross...for both scenarios.

Platinum Rose said...