Conversations* with my Hubby
Conversation One
J: Cupcake, I sometimes feel like I'm the only one who takes care of our landscaping and waters the flowers.
Me: That's because you are.
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Conversation TwoJ: I clean. I've dusted and that one time I cleaned the hall toilet.
Me: Ha Ha Ha Ha Har Dee Har Har (chuckle, cackle, snort, snort).
J: (not looking amused)
Me: Oh, you were serious?
J: Yes I am serious, who are you?
Me: Frank.**
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Conversation ThreeMe: That's the problem, you put things off and I just don't get it.
J: This is just now surprising you?
Me: One day when we're old and gray it will make me tick and we'll be in divorce court after 50 years.
J: Nah, I'd put off signing the papers.
*Disclaimer: We really are loving happy people. You just have to be present to enjoy the satirical, witty banter.
**Proof: I am the Rev's daughter.
3 comments:
bwhahah! What great convos. You should copy those and put them in a scrapbook.
Cupcake, OMG! You guys are too funny...
Funny conversations! I bet you two are a hoot to be around!
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