Quote de Jour

Ahh, an oldy but a goody:

"If you make my mama cry one more time I'm gonna put on my ass kickin' boots and come pay you a visit!" --The Rev.

Other fab quotes from him:

"Juan, we need to go to bed so these nice folks can go on home."

"You've got a bell in your butt. That's what happens when you get married. The bell rings every time you sit down and your wife can't stand it."