Friday, June 29, 2007

Crash! and Par-tay

I'll get right to the point. Mrs. S and I crashed a wedding. I mean, mostly. We're good friends of the family and the bride's older sister is Mrs. Y so we knew about it, and decided to attend the festivities. Back off people--we're sending a gift. A very nice gift in fact. (Monogrammed, no less!)

When we arrived to sit down I immediately pointed out Mrs. Y's mother-in-law, whom I'm certain must be my real mother. We sat down with her and she was super excited to see us.

Mrs Y's MIL: I didn't know you girls were coming!
Me: Neither does (Bride)!

Then we roared with laughter, right there in the church.

Mrs. S and I were each other's dates. My husband refused to go on the grounds that what we were doing was "redneck." Hmph, he would know, I've been to his hometown!

However nothing strayed Mrs. S and I. I mean, there was an open bar, and it was at one of the swankiest places in town. And you know how Mrs. S is, so we had to go. Truthfully people, this wedding soiree needed us! Otherwise, no one would have started the conga line in that stuffy bunch!

Here are the pics: go ahead, guffaw if you will. I don't mind.

My two favorite girls: Mrs. Y and Mrs. S:

Baby Got Back:

My Humps, and Mr. Y's Humps:

And then I groped his boob! (somewhere around glass 4 or 5) Hey-hubs should have came!:

Mother of the Bride, YMCA Style. I so love this family! We even had her enjoying the what would have been utter stuffiness:

For the love of all that is good in this world, LOOK what we started:

Because this is a pricless picture of me and Mrs. Y, the bartenders loved us:

Pour Some Sugar On Me

As Hank says: "All My Rowdy Friends Have Settled Down":

What? Last Call?

Ok, who's driving us home?

This is normal, really it is:

Hope the dealership liked what we did to the rental Infiniti G35:

Mrs. Y and her Mom:Mrs. S, The lady who must be my real mother, me:


Kas said...

Looks like you guys had fun!

Michelle said...

Looks like you guys had too much fun! LOL ~ crashing a wedding! Why weren't you invited in the first place?
You guys look like you are too fun to party with! ;)

Anonymous said...

I love it! I was only crash a wedding with Mrs.M, who else would start a conga line with me!

Mrs. T2 said...

It looks like you had a great time at the weddding!! The pictures were hilarious!!!!

I know that you have stopped by my blog in the past and I wanted to let you know that I am going private. If you would like an invite please email me at

Beth G said...

Looks like a lot of fun!

Allie said...

Looks like a blast! I love the picture, you guys are too funny!

it's me, Val said...

How cute and what fun! I love it how, the more you drink, the more love-y you get towards your friends! Fun times indeed :)

brittny said...

What a fun night! The shirt off picture was too funny. I think J should be sad that he missed out on the fun!

Kelley said...

That looks like you had so much fun!!

barbara said...

Fabulous! Every wedding needs a bit of spice. But where is the picture of the bride!?! ;-)

JayJenny said...

You should have crashed my wedding!!